Learning the Hard Way, Vol. 39 No. 1

I sat in the car a spell, trying to puzzle out this sign by the side of the road in Germantown (NY). Finally, I cracked the code:

• B|E|Ch = Bacon Egg and Cheese
• S|E|Ch = Sausage Egg and Cheese
• H|E|Ch = Ham Egg and Cheese
• H/R = Hard Roll

Evidently this code must be readily apparent to regular consumers of so-called "breakfast sandwiches." Maybe if this cryptic signage appeared somewhere other than in front of an Indian restaurant, it might not have taken me so long...